What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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