when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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