Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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