She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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