I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do vagina's smell?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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