Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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