and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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