Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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