So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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