Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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