I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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