Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A+ Viking dick
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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