i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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