I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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