you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
