I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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