what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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