didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm drive I can fine osifer
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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