I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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