yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sorry my hands just texted you
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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