dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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