I skipped work to stalk him.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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