I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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