coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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