i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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