last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week š
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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