Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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