Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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