imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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