your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Boobs are out for the taking
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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