They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
