Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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