You're so nebulous sometimes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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