Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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