yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
