So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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