benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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