dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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