the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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