i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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