I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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