i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What a dumb baby whore.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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