Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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