Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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