is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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