I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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