Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
