Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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