I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
