You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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