why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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