I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
