You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
