Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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