she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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