Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't turn off my feet"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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