I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Welp...herpes.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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