my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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