Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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